Today didn't suck because....

An attempt at positivity with a sprinkling of vulgarity...
Of surprises.

Of surprises.

Of holding hands over a table and white sangria

“You’re in charge of relaxation tonight” turned into scones and iced chai at the door, snuggle sesh, and delicious Mexican dinner. 

Stay tuned because there ALSO could be ice cream. 
As far as boyfriends go, I may be out-kicking my coverage y’all. 
Not gonna tell him though.

Of holding hands over a table and white sangria

“You’re in charge of relaxation tonight” turned into scones and iced chai at the door, snuggle sesh, and delicious Mexican dinner.

Stay tuned because there ALSO could be ice cream.
As far as boyfriends go, I may be out-kicking my coverage y’all.
Not gonna tell him though.

Of Co-Habitation

Coming home, to scones and kisses and “I’ve been researching Greek vacations”

Is. 
The fucking.
Bomb.

Of Co-Habitation

Coming home, to scones and kisses and “I’ve been researching Greek vacations”

Is.
The fucking.
Bomb.

Of Infinity

“I look at you 4 girls and I just think how lucky you are. Love is hard to find.”

Of Infinity

“I look at you 4 girls and I just think how lucky you are. Love is hard to find.”

Of beautiful Brooklyn Sundays

Huzzah for days that are so gorgeous you can’t fathom spending a single minute on the subway. 
So yes friends I DID take a 35 minute walk to Trader Joe’s, iced chai in hand, marveling at the sheer beauty of this microscopic human existence. 
And also debating which color to paint my nails this week. 

So thanks, benevolent Catholic God, for sunshine and flowers and warm spring air. 
And what are your thoughts on tomato red? Too daring for spring?

Of beautiful Brooklyn Sundays

Huzzah for days that are so gorgeous you can’t fathom spending a single minute on the subway.
So yes friends I DID take a 35 minute walk to Trader Joe’s, iced chai in hand, marveling at the sheer beauty of this microscopic human existence.
And also debating which color to paint my nails this week.

So thanks, benevolent Catholic God, for sunshine and flowers and warm spring air.
And what are your thoughts on tomato red? Too daring for spring?

Of meeting cool randoms in bars. 

I like you Brooklyn, when you bring me interesting people.

Of meeting cool randoms in bars.

I like you Brooklyn, when you bring me interesting people.

(belated) of Ryan John

Yesterday was the anniversary of the birth of the boy who would become the man of my dreams.
He may be smedium, he may drink too much tea and talk too much about wrestling, but to me he is the coolest motherfucker, this side of the pond or that, to ever grace the earf.
Happy birthday my little crumpet, I am glad you were born, and even more glad you found me…….


GAY*


(*that is not homophobic it’s an inside joke y’all jeez get off my back I’m from Texas we are known for loving the gays….)

Of random changes in plans…

That end in cucumber-ed gin, fried pickles, and mutual distaste at poor pattern mixing. 
I love a booze-infused vag-fest weeknight, especially when its random style.

Of random changes in plans…

That end in cucumber-ed gin, fried pickles, and mutual distaste at poor pattern mixing.
I love a booze-infused vag-fest weeknight, especially when its random style.

Of forgive and forget

Even when you love someone very much, you will sometimes be a dick and make them sad.
But luckily they won’t run away, because obviously you are very good-looking and really cool so of course they would want to keep hanging out with you.
Oh and also they love you too.
And it turns out when you love someone, you stick around even when some fighting is going down.
And that is why love is the coolest.

Of Friday night fashion mags and diet soda.

Sorry I’m not sorry, I live a rock n’ roll lifestyle.

Of Friday night fashion mags and diet soda.

Sorry I’m not sorry, I live a rock n’ roll lifestyle.